But never boring gear.
Heavy fleece, custom embroidery, and retro color palettes. Wear the bar, run the party.
The Boring Hoodie
Premium, ultra-cozy heavy pullover fleece hoodie featuring our animated cups bug seal. Perfect for chilly evenings behind the bar or lounging on the weekend.
Boring Crewneck Sweatshirt
Super soft, classic crewneck sweatshirt designed with a slightly relaxed fit and drop shoulder. Finished with our signature character bug logo.
The Boring Tee
Our signature heavyweight daily tee. Constructed from ringspun cotton that holds its structure and gets softer with every wash.
Boring Lounge Sweatpants
Relaxed fit jogger sweatpants with side seam pockets and custom elastic cinched ankles. Designed for absolute comfort.
Mascot Trucker Hat
Classic retro-style meshback trucker cap with our dual cups bug mascot patch. Unbelievably breathable and ready for long hot days in the sun.
Vintage Cotton Dad Hat
Unstructured vintage-washed cotton dad hat. Features clean embroidered text on the front and an adjustable brass buckle strap on the back.
Custom designed for our crew, shared with you.
All items are custom embroidered or heavy screen printed in small, high-quality batches. If a size is out of stock, drop us a line at your next booking inquiry!
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