Bourbon
Smoked Old Fashioned
Bourbon, demerara, aromatic bitters, applewood smoke, orange peel
Profile:Smoky · Bittersweet · Warming
Best for:Whiskey lovers · cooler months · evening service
Cocktail menu
Drinks that match the room.
A few of our greatest hits. Every event gets a custom menu built around your vibe, palette, and season.
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Tequila
Garden Paloma
Blanco tequila, fresh grapefruit, lime, basil, soda, salt rim
Profile:Bright · Citrus · Herbaceous
Best for:Outdoor weddings · summer parties · brunches
Vodka
Velvet Espresso
Vodka, cold brew espresso, coffee liqueur, vanilla, cocoa dust
Profile:Rich · Silky · Caffeinated
Best for:After-dinner service · late-night corporate · NYE
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Gin
Honey Bee's Knees
Gin, local honey syrup, lemon, lavender bitters, edible flower
Profile:Floral · Honeyed · Crisp
Best for:Garden parties · bridal showers · spring events
Bourbon
Spiced Pear Sour
Bourbon, pear nectar, lemon, cinnamon, egg white, star anise
Profile:Cozy · Tart · Aromatic
Best for:Fall weddings · holiday parties · rehearsal dinners
Gin
Cucumber Gimlet
Gin, fresh cucumber, lime, mint syrup, cucumber wheel
Profile:Cool · Clean · Refreshing
Best for:Lunch events · pool parties · light first courses
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Welcome to the bar
Our Signature Bar
Smoked Old Fashioned
BourbonBourbon, demerara, aromatic bitters, applewood smoke, orange peel
Garden Paloma
TequilaBlanco tequila, fresh grapefruit, lime, basil, soda, salt rim
Poured by The Boring Bar · Santa Barbara, CA
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The Boring Bar
BUT NEVER BORING • CRAFT COCKTAILS
Signature Menu
Welcome to the Bar
Our Signature Bar
Smoked Old Fashioned
BourbonBourbon, demerara, aromatic bitters, applewood smoke, orange peel
Garden Paloma
TequilaBlanco tequila, fresh grapefruit, lime, basil, soda, salt rim
THE BORING BAR • LICENSED & INSURED • SERVICING SANTA BARBARA & VENTURA COUNTY
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Sophisticated botanical mocktails
Zero-Proof. Infinite Vibe.
No buzz required. We design premium, botanical non-alcoholic cocktail menus that ensure every single guest gets a top-shelf pour.
Cucumber Lavender Spritz
Floral · Effervescent · RefreshingFresh cold-pressed cucumber extract, hand-reduced French lavender syrup, crisp botanical tonic, edible viola blossom.
Rosemary Grapefruit Elixir
Bitter · Citrusy · ComplexFresh pink grapefruit juice, house-made rosemary-clove simple syrup, carbonated mineral water, flamed citrus sprig, sea salt rim.
Spiced Apple Mule
Cozy · Zesty · WarmingFresh-pressed local Honeycrisp cider, ginger-chili nectar reduction, fresh key lime, sparkling soda, copper cup presentation.
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